FUCK YOU TODD I AM A PRINCESS
FUCK YOU TODD I AM A PRINCESS
GLAMOURMOM1975 ASKED:
HEY YALL! WHO HAS EXPERIENCE WITH VAJAZZLING? I AM TRYING TO PUT THE CRYSTALS ON BUT THEY ARE NOT STICKING. GONNA TRY TO USE SOME CONSTRUCTION ADHESIVE MY EX HUSBAND TODD LEFT BEHIND IN THE GARAGE.
hahahah hahaha how’s josie HOE’S JOSIE??? HOW IS JOSIE hahahahshshshahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
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peace & love. god bless.
middle school experience
9th grade year for Halloween I spent $100 of allowance money for a completely authentic Lt. Commander Data costume, and before school even started I got confronted in the hallway by the captain of the football team and a guy in the JV team. They slapped my books out my hands and were like, “WHAT’S UP, LORE?” and I was like, “No, I’m Mr. Data,” and they were all, “SHUT UP, LORE,” and I screamed, “I’M MR. DATA, AND I CAN’T FEEL PAIN.” So that’s when the JV guy said, “Should I give him a wedgie, Captain?” and the football captain said, “Make it so,” which probably hurt the most, because Captain Picard would never advocate senseless violence like that. Thank Gaia Earth Mother that I didn’t splurge the extra $50 on an emotions chip.
“I want you to be a plus size model” - bread
:) :) :) Finally Free
I finally decided my gender identity and its actually F1eldy from Korn
do you sometime s think
why do words have meaning? Why use words at all? Why aaaa aa aa? aaaa aaa aaaa aaaa?
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a joke for the tumbler
how many friendzoned internet males does it take to screw in a light bulb?!?!?
none, they all just compliment it and write angry reddit posts when it doesn’t screw
#scrublords, #irodeahorseonce
eat shit and die, sexhavers
